#dadjokesUnmoderated tagAll postsTrending CommunitiesSteemitCryptoAcademyNewcomers' CommunitySteemit Feedbackআমার বাংলা ব্লগKorea • 한국 • KR • KOSteem AllianceSTEEM CN/中文AVLE 일상WORLD OF XPILARSteem POD TeamBeauty of CreativityComunidad LatinaExplore Communities...#dadjokesTrendingHotNewPayoutsMutedmichaelluchies (54)in #steemit • 4 years ago"Nostril Talk" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #4 May 6, 2021Today's brand new and original dad joke What did one nostril say to the other? Who nose? Get it!? Thanks for…michaelluchies (54)in #comedy • 4 years ago"Before Prosthetics" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #3 May 5, 2021Each day, I come up with a new dad joke to share with the Steemit community. I've been writing and performing standup…michaelluchies (54)in #dadjoke • 4 years ago"Concert on the Highway" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #2 May 4, 2021Thank you for joining me for another dad joke! This dad joke I previously submitted to Laffy Taffy! Do you remember…michaelluchies (54)in #joke • 4 years agoDad Joke of the Day: Day #1 May 3, 2021After a long hiatus, I decided to come back to the Steemit community and try to bring a few smiles, laughs, and eye…adventureoflink (52)in #jokes • 4 years agooh, so it's called KICKIN'RANCH, eh... (V2)anthonyadavisii (70)in #milkandtaters • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.When you thought you made a FRESH milk joke... (Join us w MilkPosts - The New SBD POTATO PARODY!)But then realize you probably spoiled it. Badum Tss! Hehe get it guIse. . cuz DAIRY! 🥛🐄…dadjok3oftheday (60)in #dadjokes • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My second wife just broke up with me...So I've decided to make a graph of all my past relationships... It has an 'ex' axis and a 'why' axis.…goldmatters (74)in #mene • 6 years agoPromo Code For Mene Men on Fathersday <—— #dadjokeActually anyone can use this code: SUPERHERO To get 10% off on select Mene 24 karat gold and platinum this weekend…eonwarped (68)in #life • 6 years agoValentine's Day Cold ChickenAbout two days ago (probably longer), I caught a pretty bad cold. Pretty nasty one going around making the rounds...…blazeful (36)in #jokes • 6 years agoYesterday I had my right leg amputatedMy other leg is all I have left.badjokesdaily (30)in #funny • 7 years agobadjokesdaily #8My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.badjokesdaily (30)in #funny • 7 years agobadjokesdaily #7A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.badjokesdaily (30)in #funny • 7 years agobadjokesdaily #6As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said... You know, just one would have been enough.badjokesdaily (30)in #funny • 7 years agobadjokesdaily #5"[John 9:12] And God said to John 'Come forth and receive eternal glory...'" But John came fifth and won a toaster.badjokesdaily (30)in #funny • 7 years agobadjokesdaily #4I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday.. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.badjokesdaily (30)in #funny • 7 years agobadjokesdaily #3My mum used to say that the best way to a man's heart was through his stomach... She was a good woman... Terrible surgeon though.badjokesdaily (30)in #funny • 7 years agobadjokesdaily #2My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry... I'll return.badjokesdaily (30)in #funny • 7 years agobadjokesdaily #1Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all…brendapenalver (45)in #meme • 7 years agoI used to work at a calendar factorymemesplease (70)in #meme • 7 years agoI used to work at a calendar factory
