Exaggeration Contest - Win up to 10 Steem!
The new year already started promising, with a huge rise in Steem price and a lot of positive energy. A conversation in the chat sparked the idea for a fun little contest called The Exxageration Contest.
The Rules are:
- Comment a description of yourself and exaggerate a lot. Then add a description how you actually are so it's possible to judge the quality of the exaggeration.
- Comment only ONCE! Avoid editing, correcting typos is okay.
- Contest ends on the 8th January, 11:59 pm/23:59 UTC+1
That's it! And what can you win?
1st Place gets 10 Steem
2nd Place gets 5 Steem
3rd Place gets 3 Steem
The judges are me, @apsu and @ertwro and we will declare the winners shortly after the contest ends on here.
So have fun, exaggerate and maybe resteem this post so others can join the fun!
Hi, I'm Daniel, I am the god of life. People love worshiping me because I can basiclly do everything. I am impossible to get, baby, I drink 6 tons of milk every day and I got 862 pets in my god's mansion.
In reality, my name is Dan, I am a nurse which basiclly means I help delivering babies to the world (life). I do a lot of things every day so my schedule is uptight. I am easy to get by girls. I hate milk for some reason I don't even know. I got 4 pets (one dog, two parrots, and a cryptokitty).
I am the "lion of Judah," I am more popular and sing better than Michael Jackson, I'm graduate of Harvard, a mentor to Mark Zuckerberg, I tutor Bill Gates on programming, I don't tell girls I love them, they do. I don't feed myself, my girlfriends do, I don't trek, I have Bugatti and Ferrari and I have to more than 50 countries all over the world including the White House and I am so handsome like George Clooney.
In reality, Tunde is my name, I have horrible voice but love music, I am not popular at all, I only have one girlfriend and having more than one scare me a lot. I trek and take commercial transport and I don't have common bicycle let alone of cars. I have never traveled outside the country before. I am black and dark and an Agricultural Eng.
Hahahahah, this really cracked me up!
You're good!
Ha ha ha, i want to hear your horrible voice.
I bet it sounds more horrible than seeing a dog cry.
I just can't stop laughing hahahaha!!!! funny you
Well I am Kerry, I am actually 6ft tall, fair in complexion, I weigh 400 pounds, I am 1000 years old. I am capable of lifting and moving a garbage truck, hope to be the president of my country..
My real description: I am Kerry 5ft tall dark in complexion. I am not even up to a pound in weigh lol.. I am not an immortal who lives forever.. I can't even lift my T.V lol just exaggerated there. Lol
Lolz, you got me 😂
Truth: I post naked pictures of myself on the blockchain and will never regret it. I also have big boobs.
Reality: I even make money out of it! (OK, I might regret it :P ). Also photoshop might help a bit?
With all these shitty comments this is gonna be easy to win one of the prizes. Okay here I go.
I am 5'7 130 lbs so in shape that I make all women jealous by just looking at me. I rock climb and weight lift to keep in shape.
In reality I am 5'5 and a half (yes I have to get my half in there). I am not in shape and weigh about 20 lbs too much. I have back issues so rock climbing and lifting weights no that isn't happening.
My first sentence was before legit comments starting coming in when I started mine all that was on here so far was the spam comments.
I know :P The dangers of commenting in the first few minutes ^^
I own 3 btc in my wallet and I'm recognized by Google as the best programmer in all of Europe. I do not like to waste time documenting myself. I have an excellent strategy this year to win a lot of money in a short time. Women adore me because I'm smart.
I am a beginner in crytocurrency, I would have liked to be a programmer. I like to read, analyze before making an investment. I do not have a winning strategy, but if you find one, you can write to me: D
I'm not successful in women, I'm still looking for the right woman.
as i found out about this contest and started reading submissions, i found my self dying of laughter and shaking out of tremendous amount of fun and entertainment. my pulse gone wild, juices of my liver erupted, and i sprayed the monitor with 2 almost equal streem of joyfully red blood, drawing a portrait of Christine Lagarde and her naked silhouette at once. Her face and curves, entangled in eternity over endless rows of comment section...Then it was dark.
reality> Almost the same. Just mayonaisse instead of blood. And Christine had her glasses on.
Some advance reviews from my 7th and forthcoming book: "Epics":
"Aphorisms are an ancient form, but its current-day master is Yahia Lababidi.”
—Richard Blanco, Barack Obama's historic inaugural poet:
"Yahia Lababidi could form a new gnostic religion, and I could dwell a long while inside them. Yahia Lababidi may be our greatest living aphorist."
—Sharon Dolin, author of Manual for Living
"If Yahia Samir Lababidi were in charge of a country, I would want to live there." —Naomi Shihab Nye, poet
'Lababidi'[s] work is characterized by a contemplative tone in line with Rumi… [He] is a Muslim voice for peace, celebrating the wisdom in ancient traditions and pointing out the ridiculous in the rush and cynicism of contemporary life. Drawn to the mystic tradition, Lababidi often refers to the virtues and fruits of silence.
—Plough Quarterly
'Lababidi's meditative formulations echo the inquiries of the early Greeks, Confucius, de La Rochefoucauld, Nietzsche, Pascal and Lao Tzu'.
—Ken Rodgers, Kyoto Journal
While the above has, in fact, been written about my work - it's also an exaggeration to say that it is true. Most days, I am bewildered by the basic tasks of life and, even in my fifth decade, struggle to make a living.
Haha would truly love to read this book..
pleae make it less of an exergeration
Many thanks, @dayveedben :) If you pre-order the book, here, your name will appear in the hardcover edition, as a token of appreciation - no exaggeration! https://unbound.com/books/where-epics-fail/ 🤓
I'm the ideal woman for any man: I'm a model, I can read anyone's thoughts and through the power of the mind can make anyone fall in love with me. My seductive eyes can spell any man. I am the smartest woman, I have graduated 3 faculties and I can speak 5 foreign languages.
I'm a simple and smart girl, I do not have the right height to be a model and I'm not an angel, a gorgeous woman. I feel beautiful every day and that matters most to me.
I like to analyze people's behavior and I love psychology, I would like to read people's thoughts :D. I have brown eyes and I can speak 3 foreign languages. I have a master's degree.
Thanks for the opportunity to participate in this contest and I wish success to everyone.
I am fujiwara, a drift god who can drive like Ken Block, I've won all drifting championships and I've had lots of movies and tv shows made about me. I have a 1000hp Toyota Supra and I am the one who chases the cops on the highway.
In reality, I barely got my license and I'm afraid to try left foot braking or using the heel and toe technique. Also, my car has a mighty 80 hp and I'm always on the lookout for police and speed cameras.