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Blimey! Obtained item 4: Bomb! -3 points to enemy hit!

Bomb

!mightyslash

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
slash
Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!

ok... so i just need one more since i have +2 -3 +8 (damn Gobbo got in my way!) oh wait. now i'm confused. do i need more cuz of Gobbo?!?! LOL @doctorcrypto @lordnigel .... um ok - i'm gonna go for another mighty slash cuz.... why not?!?!?! let's kick this monk!

!mightyslash

You draw your sword and perform a powerful swing:
slash
The sword slips out of your hand and hits a rock. Ha! A rookie mistake....but the battlefield does not forgive. The enemy leaps towards you with two big steps and sinks his sword into your chest. Without any mercy he watches you slowly sink to the ground as you exhale your last breath. You lose a life point.

bah! ok - now i've lost track of all that i have. i am not sure which stays with me and which is already played hahahaha

i'm just gonna do another mightyslashhhhhhhhhhh! hiiiiii yah!

!mightyslash

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
slash
Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!

sooooooooo. no idea where this puts me @lordnigel hahahahaha

i got the 8.... but after everything else i did - i wasn't sure if it all reset when i lost a life....

i'm going to assume that i'm STILL ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!

and of course i am. cuz i'm a pirate. and i'm awesome. and no monkey monk can best me. and not that grubby Gobbo either.

i laugh in their general direction!