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Totally read that in Trumps irritating voice, laughing my ass of for real 🤣🤣🤣

Haha I did that too!

I wish I could upvote this again!

Welcome @diebitch
Haha good words... nice poem, we enjoyed it.
Good Luck 🍀

Unfortunately this poem had too many syllables. Your first line had six. A common mistake with Haikus. Better luck next time