Next Contest. (BEST SHORT JOKE)bigram13 (82)in #contest • 7 years ago So there are two funny jokes here, the first and the last. #steemit #steem #life #funny
"My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down."
Are we supposed to post jokes as reply? Wasn't sure...here's mine:
How do philandering cannibals get their fiber?
They eat a lot of dates!
Can't wait!
What is a whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: If my heart is a cellphone, then you are the SIM card--so it means you are inside my heart. <3
Girl: So sweet! :)
Boy: (Sigh) She doesn't know it's dual SIM.
@bigram13: Wahahahahaha! :p
BANG! haha!
Why did the monkey go moo? Because it was a cow.
you got to save the jokes for the contest will be in a day or two, I lied about the time frame.
That's ok, I lied about the joke. It wasn't a cow.
I am looking forward to being a part of this contest. This is a very interesting contest to showcase how funny you are.
@bigram13, i’m new to the community
how do I join the contest?
Kindly Upvote|Resteem|Comment
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Thanks
How do I read this post?
Kindly Flag me and reply sarcastically.
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