Free Contest (Best Clean Joke)
Yes HAHA or LOL, whatever it takes to get us all laughing.
Rules are simple:
Must post a joke in comment.
Please no foul language.
Please do not make it a long read.
Better be funny.
There will be 3 judges.
Will Vote out 3 places 1. 100% 2. 50% 3. 25%
Will announce winner on Day 5
Are there any questions?
Holy cow a lot of jokes to read.
My buddy's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left off to college?
In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles.
One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?”
The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”
Great idea!! Should be fun.
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. After drinking the shot he looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again and then finally leaves.
The next night the man comes back to the bar and again orders a shot of whiskey. Like the night before after each shot he again looks down into his pocket.
Finally, the bartender asks why he looks into his pocket each time after he takes a shot of whiskey.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then I know it's time to go home."
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
This made me laugh!!!
I like it!
Its good to laugh. thanks
Now that you laugh
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How did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?
He drank it before it was cool.
Why do hipsters like using the subway? Because its underground
Man i hope hipster jokes turn into the chuck norris popularity
Not mine, but I like it:
i think using a "#" joke contest will be effective... if any one wants to participate.