Crazy cab ride
One night while I was driving a taxi I got a call to a local bar. A man beaten black and blue got in asking to go to the hospital. As we were driving I asked him what happened, "some assholes made fun of my hair and then beat the fuck out of me" He said. I looked over at him the side of he's face was lumpy and purple I could see the bruises setting in on his face. We made it to the hospital and I said " I know you had a shitty night but I gotta charge ya 20 bucks for the trip." He fished a twenty out of his wallet and as he turned to hand it to me his eyeball on the opposite side of his face dangling from its cord out of its socket swung over and bounced off his cheek that was closest to me. That's when I told him the ride was free he had paid enough that night with a "thanks man" he stumbled into the to emergency doors of the hospital, just another night driving cab I thought to myself as I drove off.