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Geeze, where are my manners? Thanks for reading, @profanereviews! Not sure how this slipped by me in the comments section, but I greatly appreciate hearing I made you chuckle. :)

Another great entry. Sorry the voting window closed by the time I realised the bot hadn't upvoted you. I have upvoted this comment instead.

No worries, @comedyopenmic! I appreciate you catching the mistake, since I sure didn't. :)