I'm just happy to find out there's a real comedian here.

I've always thought, "Self, these people could be writing their material here and testing it out before going up on stage, plus get paid for it. Where the hell are they?"

I've been sitting here making an ass out of myself since September, 2016. I know there's a market for comedy in writing form. I'm proof of it, I think.

Anyway. Enough ramble out of me. Have a good day.