Happiness killers : Comdeyopenmic 33 first entry
So settling into a new job can be a bit annoying, you get to be in that point of not knowing fully well how things work in the environment, trying to know who to make alliance with and who to just tell fuck off. But in all this nothing is more annoying than a Jimmy Do Good.
Jimmy do Good is that Co worker that makes those dry jokes that ain't really jokes or funny stuff but personal insults to people.
Jimmy do Good is that ass that looks to put you in trouble with your boss by not covering up for you, then he looks for more ways to make sure your boss notices your flaws. 
Jimmy do Good. Is that guy that underminds your leadership skills by being so negative and put 0% to make sure all those your nice ideas fail.
Jimmy Do Good. Is that guy that says "Let me think about that for a bit” and never gives you a feed back.
He is that guy that cuts you off when you are telling a cool story and he starts saying how that same random stuff actually happened to him.
Jimmy do Good is that guy that knows all the official and un-official stories of everyone and everything. Like how does he know what Mrs Smith had chips for dinner last night???
So the question is how do you deal with a Jimmy Do Good??
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Take him out back and kick the piss out of him. Make sure you're disguised.
Also, make sure you can take him. Bring a bat if necessary.
he sounds like me... remember me not to let Chris piss on me
Chris always gives healthy advice.
Was thinking of just putting a little happy pills in his coffee.
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