The Lord of The Thrones of Hobbity Ring Games... comedyopenmic#37, no.1
Not until now has the truth ever been told.
Tolkien tried, and so did that geezer who got loads of women to take their clothes off, with some dragon action going on in the background...
But they were just shadows of the truth.
Now - for the first time in history - the whole true story will be unraveled and told for the first time...
Spanning over time, (even longer than a German opera), all the secrets of the past will be laid bare.
Barer than a sexy blonde, who's fetish seems to be riding dragons and looking sad.
More shocking than Micheal Moore's calorie intake, and something more twisted than.......something really , really , twisty...
I Present, to you.....
The Lord of The Thrones of Hobbity Ring Games..
Before I start this trilogy - or 'ilogy' of some kind- I'm not sure yet, we need to dispense with the propaganda of Hollywood.
People of today will be shocked at the coming revelations, and how it directly affects everyone.....
Today's cloaking technology makes them almost invisible among us.
They say history is a lie, and never has this been more true than when it comes to The Lord of The Thrones of Hobbity Ring Games..( or TLTTHRG as it is know in inner circles).
Did you know that LGBGTQ has nothing to with gender? But is in - fact a cloaking acronym - used by those with hidden knowledge, to avoid detection and pass on information..
In Part II...
We will expose the barbaric practices in antiquity, that now forms the very basis of who we are today...and the secret hidden hands that really direct events..
oops...I nominate @lucyreloaded ...and @abigail-dantes
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You are an artiste'. So you say the blonde takes her clothes off often? No wonder ppl watch Games of Thrones! ;) I'm still stuck in the LOTR.....That Smeagle is "The great seductor" lol!!
...'Smeagal' is just history lying...
Alfonso was well know for saying ... 'It's me, gal ', but the historians twisted it into something different altogether...
I'm sure it will all become clear at some point...
LOL!!
all explained below...
Lucy, this you?
It might be , it might not....(but it is)..
Lol your style gave you away.
....never accuse me of having any style, if you don't mind !!!!
We set this account months ago - for when we were feeling playful
(before realizing how very little testosterone there was on steemit.)
What is very interesting to see...
....After posting the post, and making 3(or something) comments- the RC's is now down to 10% (??), and I can't comment anymore until it powers up..!!!
This is how it must be for all users with low rep/SP's, presumably..
Talk about an incentive to be on -or stay on steemit - not..
Quite shocking..
Yeah, the RC and Mana thingy are quite annoying. You're going to bring back our nuts.
followed.... for some bizarre reason
Don't beat yourself up. Every girl that met belemo did that.
He follows every girl that meets him?
...I had my suspicions...
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