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Can't wait for the nest part.

All the photos kind of lost me, but it was worth it to know that your wife is probably banging the Marlboro Man Down Under.

cliffhanger!

If it makes you feel better, I thought the lizard was cuter than the wrangler. ;)

Good luck on COM 17!

Strewth, what a bonza tale.
Peace.

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