Punished for likening my chins to a little carrot
by The Invisible Man

Dear Mrs Nekkid,

I am sorry to report that little Buck Nekkid has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little Buck Nekkid is usually a very stunning and stripy child. However, today I caught him snuggling during class.

When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Yabba Dabba Doo!" and began crashing with his friend Connie Lingus.

Buck Nekkid aggravated the matter further by calling me a mild owl and likening my chins to a little carrot.

Little Buck Nekkid was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow ugly sweat bands at Springfield Elementary School.

Springfield Elementary School prides itself on being a crumpled and ample establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children snuggling and crashing on the premises. Added to which, my chins looks nothing like a carrot, as Mrs Black will testify.

Please ensure that little Buck Nekkid attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his ugly clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Dee Flower

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman