LAUGHTER! LAUGHTER!! LAUGHTER!!!

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          STORY! STORY!! STORY !!!

I was a very happy man. My wonderful
girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering
me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was
bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. Because
she never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me
to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car.
Lo... And behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law
hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep
your condoms in your car.