LAUGHTER!!! LAUGHTER!!! LAUGHTER!!!

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS." Volume 1

He opened the 1st page which said: "To start the engine, press the red button.." He did so, and the airplane engine started.. He was happy and
opened the next page...: "To get the airplane moving, press the blue button.." He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing
speed... He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said: "To let airplane fly, please press the green button.." He did so and the plane started to fly...He was excited...!!
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and
wanted to land so he decided to go to the 4th page... and page 4 says; "To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest book shop! "

He will be buried tomorrow.

never attempt anything without complete information...