Mr. Erchivo’s Crypto Vibes: Invest, Graze, Repeat

in #comedy14 hours ago (edited)

One day, Mr. Erchivo is giving a talk about cryptocurrency investments, and someone asks:
— Mr. Erchivo, how do you choose which cryptocurrencies to invest in?

Mr. Erchivo adjusts his sporty suit and replies with a smile:
— It’s easy. I invest in coins that give me good "vibes."
The audience goes quiet, wondering what he means, and he adds:
— Like "Ether"... because it always gives me energy… or "Litecoin," because it’s as light as a good piece of grass.
Then, he laughs and says:
— And if any coin drops too much... I just let it "graze" for a while until it goes up again! 🐐💰

The audience laughs, and he concludes:
— In the end, the important thing is to stay calm and always have some grass on hand! 😄