Mr. Erchivo’s Crypto Strategy: Rise, Graze, and Repeat

Mr. Erchivo goes to a party where everyone is talking about investments and cryptocurrencies. A friend approaches him and asks:
— Hey, Mr. Erchivo, what’s your strategy for crypto investing?
Mr. Erchivo smiles and replies:

— My strategy is pretty simple: when the market drops, I rise!
The friend, confused, asks:
— Rise how?
And Mr. Erchivo, very seriously, responds:
— I climb to the highest mountain... and start grazing, of course! 🐐💰
The friend laughs and says:
— But shouldn't you be worried about your losses?

Mr. Erchivo shrugs and says:
— The only losses I worry about are my grass losses! 😄