Erchivo and the Smart ATM

in #comedy7 days ago

One day, Erchivo goes to the bank to withdraw money, but instead of a regular ATM, there's a high-tech ATM with artificial intelligence.

Erchivo walks up, inserts his card, and the machine says:
— Welcome, Mr. Erchivo. How much would you like to withdraw?

— Hmm… give me 50 dollars.

The ATM processes the request and then asks:
— Before proceeding, I need to ask a security question: What is your favorite investment?

Erchivo smiles proudly and says:
— Cryptocurrencies!

Suddenly, the screen flickers, the machine freezes, and a message appears:
🚨 ERROR: Funds at risk. Extreme volatility detected. Withdrawal denied. 🚨

Erchivo knocks on the machine and complains:
— What?! How can I not withdraw my own money?!

The ATM replies:
— It’s for your own safety. The market is crashing, and you’ll probably lose it in five minutes.

Erchivo sighs and says:
— Damn it! Now even ATMs are afraid of my investments!