A open letter to Betas. Bro-Code Initiative.
Dear Betas,
I feel you, I really do. It's cut throat out there, especially for us Betas. So many swinging di**s and so little V's left for us to forage through. But your behavior, its hurting us all. Please my brothers, its time for us to come together. I come to you with open arms and a Beta suggestion. A Beta Bro-Code!! Yeah Bro, that's right, a Bro-Code, lets do this Bro!
Ok, I'll start it off.
No more sending photos of your junk before you even meet the person! How many of us have gone on that first date, leaned in softly whispering "are you ready to see the junk?" only to be categorically rejected? It's called over exposure Beta Bros.
Stop swiping right on every single female. Have you noticed you are not getting any responses? That's because all those messages from the ladies are overloading the servers. Reduce your age requirement to +/- 20 years.
Verify the photo is of a female before selecting. Some of us put our profiles in the female section and we are all tired of receiving photos of your junk. Are we not?
Put some pride in those junk photos. Trim the forest, put some powder on that shine, wipe the drizzle. Watch those camera angles, especially those with deformed bent d**ks. You think every day is Halloween? Scary.
Always say "hi, how are you". and upon receiving a response always follow-up with "I am fine". For all other communication please refer to your basement upbringing. It's not gaming science!!!!
Let's keep this going fellas! All Beta Bro-Code suggestions are welcomed!
I also want to hear from the Alphas. How can us Betas improve?
One more thing. If you find this post useful please follow me. My next post will be on how to find the best Alpha profiles and make them your own.
Sincerely,
Your fella Beta Bro (Hi, mom :))