Her Square Chimp

Her Square Chimp craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an odd operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Her Square Chimp desperately looked for a sword to cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.

Her Square Chimp had a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Her Square Chimp desperately looked for a rubber johnny to play with. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Square Chimp craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman having that done to it

Her Square Chimp desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would throw. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to select.