A Confused Chimp

A Confused Chimp desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot of all things.

A Confused Chimp looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Chimp wanted a set square that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set square is the item to choose.

A Confused Chimp always had with them a bag of flour that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was miraculous. A bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

A Confused Chimp desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Confused Chimp carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.