His Green Chimp

His Green Chimp owned a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

His Green Chimp often carried a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Green Chimp looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

His Green Chimp often carried a crown that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

His Green Chimp craved for a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Green Chimp desperately craved for a hat that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.