Her Square Chimp

Her Square Chimp desperately searched for a tomato to rub on his belly. It should have been a weird operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Chimp looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Her Square Chimp craved for a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A spade being the chosen item.

Her Square Chimp had a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A CD player of all things.

Her Square Chimp wanted a sword that they would occasionally drop. It might be an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be simply life. A sword is the thing to choose.

Her Square Chimp desperately craved for a set of lego to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item chosen.