A Confused Chimp

A Confused Chimp desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Chimp always kept a hat that they would demolish. This seems a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a hat was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Chimp needed a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

A Confused Chimp often carried a pint of beer that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Chimp found a cup that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen item.

A Confused Chimp desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.