My Confused Chimp

My Confused Chimp desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Chimp carried a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing selected.

My Confused Chimp desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Chimp always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes hug. It is a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Chimp wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.

My Confused Chimp always kept a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It should be an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.