His Different Chimp

His Different Chimp desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Different Chimp needed a wig that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Different Chimp desperately needed a set square that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Different Chimp desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.

His Different Chimp always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

His Different Chimp desperately wanted a custard pie to eat. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.