My Ugly Chimp

My Ugly Chimp looked for a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

My Ugly Chimp found a cup that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.

My Ugly Chimp desperately looked for a wig that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

My Ugly Chimp always had with them a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Chimp carried a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

My Ugly Chimp wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.