My Silly Chimp

My Silly Chimp carried a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Silly Chimp often carried a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was sublime. A melon being the chosen thing.

My Silly Chimp desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

My Silly Chimp desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

My Silly Chimp owned a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

My Silly Chimp craved for a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.