The Jolly Chimp

The Jolly Chimp owned a bat that they would often eat. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Chimp craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Chimp desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Chimp always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Chimp always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Chimp needed a bag of poop that they would often throw. It was a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to select.