My Hungry Chimp

My Hungry Chimp desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was miraculous. A cucumber is the item to opt for.

My Hungry Chimp carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Chimp often carried a stretchman to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A stretchman is the thing to choose.

My Hungry Chimp found a toilet brush that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

My Hungry Chimp often carried a block of cheese that they liked to throw. This seems to be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Hungry Chimp had a helmet to sleep with. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.