A Bewildered Chimp

A Bewildered Chimp looked for a set of lego to throw. It might be a fairly original activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Chimp always kept a bat that they sometimes smash. It was a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was simply life. Remarkably, a bat is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Chimp needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Chimp always had with them a can of coke to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Chimp always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Chimp desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen thing.