The Fat Chimp

The Fat Chimp always carried a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Chimp desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Chimp carried a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It should be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Chimp carried a crown to insert somewhere. It would be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A crown is the item to opt for.

The Fat Chimp always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a strange action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Chimp always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.