His Handsome Chimp

His Handsome Chimp often carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

His Handsome Chimp found a bat that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

His Handsome Chimp owned a set square that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Chimp needed a wig to share. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

His Handsome Chimp desperately desired a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Chimp had a stretchman that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a funny operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen item.