The Stupid Chimp

The Stupid Chimp needed a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Chimp craved for a set of lego that they would often annihilate This seems an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Stupid Chimp desperately craved for a cup that they would break. One might find this to be a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was epic. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Chimp had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It was a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Stupid Chimp needed a tomato that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Chimp desired a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.