My Different Chimp

My Different Chimp always had with them a spade that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.

My Different Chimp needed a little monkey that they would throw. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

My Different Chimp found a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Different Chimp desperately needed a teapot that they would often worship. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was selected.

My Different Chimp desperately searched for a mug that they would often smash. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen item.

My Different Chimp desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.