The Depressed Chimp

The Depressed Chimp desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Depressed Chimp needed a rubber johnny that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Chimp desperately wanted a helmet that they would put on his head. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. A helmet being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Chimp had a melon that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Chimp always had with them a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Chimp often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes having that done to it