His Weary Chimp

His Weary Chimp desperately wanted a bat to cuddle. It was considered to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

His Weary Chimp wanted a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.

His Weary Chimp always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is stunning. A can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Weary Chimp looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Weary Chimp desperately desired a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Weary Chimp wanted a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be entertaining. Strangely, a hat being the thing opted for.