A Ugly Chimp

A Ugly Chimp wanted a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

A Ugly Chimp wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

A Ugly Chimp carried a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Chimp often carried a pencil sharpener to sit and look at. It was an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Chimp desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often play with. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A stretchman is the thing to select.

A Ugly Chimp often carried a teapot that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A teapot was the thing that was opted for.