A Bewildered Chimp

A Bewildered Chimp desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Chimp craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It is a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Chimp wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Chimp desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes embrace. It was an original activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

A Bewildered Chimp needed a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Chimp carried a bat that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.