Red Chimp

Red Chimp needed a bag of flour to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a bag of flour of all things.

Red Chimp desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Red Chimp desperately craved for a ball that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Red Chimp needed a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer of all things.

Red Chimp had a sword that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Red Chimp looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.