Grumpy Chimp

Grumpy Chimp desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Chimp searched for a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Chimp wanted a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Chimp looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Chimp found a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a tomato having that done to it

Grumpy Chimp desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a toilet brush of all things.