Her Handsome Chimp

Her Handsome Chimp desperately desired a wig to share. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Chimp desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Chimp often carried a rubber chicken that they would often share. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Her Handsome Chimp had a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Her Handsome Chimp craved for a stapler that they would smash. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

Her Handsome Chimp owned a melon that they would occasionally share. It would be an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.