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British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.

But the question is, is it all for their cats?

If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.

Or that he's been out partying with the boys all night and has just passed out.

A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.

I'm lucky to trot up my driveway after the mailman.

Cats have supersonic hearing

We'd make a great crime fighting team, with my supersonic speed and all.

It's actually kind of crazy. If a 20 year old cat is equivalent to 96 then a 38 year old cat is 182!!

Madness! My brain can't even comprehend that. Half of my bodily functions have started to shut down at a mere 64.