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naw...I saw the picture you took of him.
cute kitty...you should pet him and hold him in you lap.
....
speaking of canes..
they have three (din't notice that earlier)
I might just have to get all of them.
complete the collection don't ya know?

Holding him i my lap would entail losing my genitalia, guaranteed...(touching him would be an eye out)

How many canes can you use to decapitate at once, this is the question...

odd that..
I just got thru giving Bubba a nail clipping (he hates that)
I still have most of my skin (he hissed at me)..
how many canes?
Two...
one for each hand..
UNLESS you are quadradexterous.
(so few are)

Quadradexterous <-heard it here first ;)

I normally get the hissing treatment- from about 2 feet away - as I pass him some food!
(every single time)

Bubba only hisses at me when I piss him off.
like when I turn off his favorite tv show.


(we got him an automatic )