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I think that they quit making them.
I got mine at a STEEP discount

or do you mean a cat?

I suppose my resident wildcat, if he was around- would be more than enough for any intruder, come to think of it.

He scares the shit outta me!

naw...I saw the picture you took of him.
cute kitty...you should pet him and hold him in you lap.
....
speaking of canes..
they have three (din't notice that earlier)
I might just have to get all of them.
complete the collection don't ya know?

Holding him i my lap would entail losing my genitalia, guaranteed...(touching him would be an eye out)

How many canes can you use to decapitate at once, this is the question...

odd that..
I just got thru giving Bubba a nail clipping (he hates that)
I still have most of my skin (he hissed at me)..
how many canes?
Two...
one for each hand..
UNLESS you are quadradexterous.
(so few are)

Quadradexterous <-heard it here first ;)

I normally get the hissing treatment- from about 2 feet away - as I pass him some food!
(every single time)

Bubba only hisses at me when I piss him off.
like when I turn off his favorite tv show.


(we got him an automatic )