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You should see how fast I can run down the street after the ice cream truck.

A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.

I wonder if she was friends with the Octo-mom? Pushing out three was enough for me.

A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.

And I have a hard time lifting my leg to walk up the steps.

A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.

I'm so lucky! I only have four rouge black whiskers that I have to deal with.

Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.