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Or that he's been out partying with the boys all night and has just passed out.

A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.

I'm lucky to trot up my driveway after the mailman.

Cats have supersonic hearing

We'd make a great crime fighting team, with my supersonic speed and all.

Cats eat grass to aid their digestion and to help them get rid of any fur in their stomachs.

I eat grass to help me poop.

Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.