Orange Cat

Orange Cat had a ball that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is epic. A ball being the thing opted for.

Orange Cat needed a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Orange Cat desperately needed a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird operation, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A pint of cider being the thing selected.

Orange Cat always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Orange Cat searched for a stapler that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A stapler being the thing selected.

Orange Cat craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.