His Eccentric Cat

His Eccentric Cat needed a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Cat always carried a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Cat desperately searched for a set square that they would sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a set square would be the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Cat always carried a stapler to drop. It should be a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Cat wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. It was a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to select.

His Eccentric Cat desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.