His Confused Cat

His Confused Cat desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to play with. It is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Cat found a cup that they would occasionally play with. It might be a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Cat found a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

His Confused Cat needed a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Cat found a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

His Confused Cat needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.